August 5, 2007 by karateexplosions.

If you’re like most fans of The Scotty Show, you came for the kitty pictures, but could be persuaded to stay for the insightful analysis or possibly some unnecessary profanity. Well, finally the kitty pictures have a place to call their own.

Currently, there are five kitty pictures in the Kitty Picture Gallery, but more kitty pictures are likely to make appearances. Some will be new, others will likely be old favorites like Cowboy Kitty or Astronaut Kitty. For bandwidth reasons, the Gallery may rotate kitty pictures so be sure to check from time to time as we may have brand-new kitty pictures available.

PS: Here is a picture of a cat.

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August 1, 2007 by karateexplosions.

Welcome to the new and improved karateexplosions.com.

Since the beginning of time, humans have sought to immortalize themselves and leave their mark upon this world.

Some attempt to do this by having children and passing their DNA through the generations. But what happens if your kid brings shame and dishonor on your family by registering Republican? Then you have to disown and disinherit him or her, and your historical legacy is tarnished forever.

Others try a different tactic, by creating great works of literature or art. But seriously, who reads BOOKS anymore? And as for art, nobody goes to museums anymore unless that museum features Adam and Eve riding dinosaurs.

So what can you do if you want to leave a lasting impression on this world? How can you spray-paint “I WAS HERE” on the graffiti wall of history? All you have to do is just visit this website.

“But KE!” you are exclaiming, “How can visiting your website create a legacy for me that will endure for all time?”

Right now, in the deep bowels of Dick Cheney’s man-sized safe, an NSA agent just ordered all of your library records going all the way back to elementary school, a full accounting of every email you’ve ever received or sent, a wiretap on your phone, and a special code put on all your airline boarding passes ensuring you get the special “rubber glove” treatment. And once you’re on that list, there will be a record of you for all eternity. You’re welcome.

Just think, someday, when your great-great-grandchildren submit a Freedom of Information Act request to see your file, and are able to be entertained by ever word you ever spoke, every comment you ever wrote, every email you ever sent, every book you ever read, and every purchase you ever swiped your card for. It’s like having your own personal biographer following you around every minute of every day forever.

But that’s only ONE of the extraordinary benefits of visiting this site. So be sure to tell all your friends!

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